Fucking for Chastity
In the Headlines today:
Paul Wolfowitz is going to head the World Bank, the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge is open for oil drilling, and Scott Peterson's death sentence is still going to get more ink. Someone slip some hashish or LSD into the food at Wal-Mart. Please shake this nation by the shoulders.
I watched a Pentecostal preacher on TV last night talk about how he wanted to be more holy. He could start by withdrawing troops. Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.
Paul Wolfowitz is going to head the World Bank, the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge is open for oil drilling, and Scott Peterson's death sentence is still going to get more ink. Someone slip some hashish or LSD into the food at Wal-Mart. Please shake this nation by the shoulders.
I watched a Pentecostal preacher on TV last night talk about how he wanted to be more holy. He could start by withdrawing troops. Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.
posted by Accidental Guru at 2:30 PM
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