Chevy Chase:Comedian, Patriot
So apparently being an alumnus of Saturday Night Live, or an entertainer stifles one's right to free speech. All of a sudden Chevy Chase is wrong for speaking the truth. I haven't found a full transcript, but apparently people are up in arms over the fact that he reminded the US Population that George W. Bush is a dumb fuck, and a lying, uneducated fuck who is starting a jihad on our behalf.
I know Schwarzenegger was born in Austria, but maybe we can elect Chevy President. I mean he has played one on TV back in the 70's so he has more experience than Ronald Reagan. He knows a jihad when he sees one, and would probably be okay with being a one term executive since that would still be about 206 weeks longer than his talk show lasted.
In other news:
Just a stroller in the park
Bill Clinton was going through Central Park with his Secret Service team recently when a man pushing a stroller taunted: “You were an embarrassment to the office of commander in chief.”
The Daily News says Clinton stopped and told his heckler: “Oh, really? ... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy and I certainly never misled the people about going to war.”
Then Clinton spent 45 minutes taking questions from an adoring crowd before telling his detractor: “I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir.”
I know Schwarzenegger was born in Austria, but maybe we can elect Chevy President. I mean he has played one on TV back in the 70's so he has more experience than Ronald Reagan. He knows a jihad when he sees one, and would probably be okay with being a one term executive since that would still be about 206 weeks longer than his talk show lasted.
In other news:
Just a stroller in the park
Bill Clinton was going through Central Park with his Secret Service team recently when a man pushing a stroller taunted: “You were an embarrassment to the office of commander in chief.”
The Daily News says Clinton stopped and told his heckler: “Oh, really? ... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy and I certainly never misled the people about going to war.”
Then Clinton spent 45 minutes taking questions from an adoring crowd before telling his detractor: “I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir.”
posted by Accidental Guru at 9:34 AM
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