Saturday, November 27, 2004

A Day at the Lake



This picture is from a day when my friend Jack did some fishing while I watched and drank beer for lack of a fishing license and any appreciable talent for catching fish. Looking at it makes me think so many things about ecology, sustainable living, how far we are from being a sustainable society, and the fact that we are headed in the opposite direction.

I mentioned the other night to someone that the most significant turning point for the United States as a culture came in the 20th century when winter ceased to be a time of conservation to make supplies last until spring. Winter became an orgy of consumption where we try to eat and buy as much as is possible whether or not we can even afford to live past January 1st.

Each year We the People come away fatter and deeper in debt. The average citizen owns less of what they possess. The fact that they place a lower value upon their possessions means that the cycle will continue.

This year, give gifts that will last. For the people who have everything and say they don't want anything. Do not buy them more stuff. As one who wears this distinction (mostly because I want fairly little) I can tell you that more stuff really does overwhelm us.

Instead you could:

Make a tax deductible donation in their name. (KJAZZ is an organization that I favor)

Save CD's, give an iTunes gift certificate

Help Cal renovate its stadium.


There are all kinds of things you can do if you step outside the mall. Maybe you could even give your grandkids a day at the lake.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

A Verse

I thought things were getting better when Ashcroft resigned, then I found out his replacement is the guy that wrote the legal opinion defending our use of torture and calling the Geneva Convention "outdated".

How many signatures would it take to get secession on the November 2006 ballot?

Compliments of my friend Barbara:

The 23rd Sigh

Bush is my shepherd; I shall dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

Saving NPR, PBS, and the NEA

I received an email from a friend of mine asking that I sign an online petition to save NPR, PBS, and the NEA. I don't know if I can save the public funding for the arts because I'm still trying to get a refund on all of my tax dollars that are being used to support a war that I loudly disagreed with from its outset. It seems to me that we need more availability of Internet radio stations and better tech for Internet video broadcasts as opposed to media that are constrained by the narrow minded fairy tale inspired virtues of the right wing.

Then we could show Janet Jackson's breast, let Howard Stern, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher, and even Rehab Limbaugh rant and rave, and do anything else we wanted to do without fear of fines, or the wellbeing of some imaginary 12 year old girl who is virtuous, pure and not at all curious about sex, how the human body looks, independent thought, or what a cocksucking motherfucker is.

Maybe satellite broadcast is the answer, but it seems that a medium like this would be able to support itself with advertising because everyone ought to want free speech, a more educated populace and naked women. Don't they?

Sunday, November 21, 2004

If Your Monday Is Bad

Things could always be worse. You could be Ron Artest's television. If he smashes monitors for fun, I couldn't imagine what he did when he was suspended by the NBA for the rest of the season without pay. Does that mean the Indiana Pacers have $5.2 million available?

Maybe this is my big break to get into pro basketball.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Bush Increased Our Debt Ceiling

PresBu signed a law extending our credit limits 10% today to $8.1 Trillion. I wish I could do that. I'd just keep extending it every time I ran out of credit. Who needs to work, or produce things?

I'll just up my limits and have my constituents and their children, and grandchildren pay it off. Leave me alone with young Barbara for a few hours and I'd get him some grandchildren to pay down that debt.



Oz

In the study of Populism on the Web see also the wonderful site abusaleh.com, specifically the Wizard of Oz article by Peter Dreier professor at Occidental College. If I could have afforded a private school I definitely should have gone there.

This Iraq article covers the censorship and propaganda making going on in the occupied territory.

A political allegory of failed American populist movement
Peter Dreier

The Plain Dealer, Sunday, March 5, 1995

Almost all Americans know the characters from “the Wizard of Oz.” But few
are aware that the story originally was written as a political allegory.

It may seem harder to believe than the Emerald City, but the Tin Woodsman
represents the American industrial worker, the Scarecrow the struggling
farmer and the Wizard the president, who is powerful only as long as he
succeeds in deceiving the people.

“The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was written by Lyman Frank Baum in 1900, during
the collapse of the Populist movement. Through the Populist party, Midwestern
farmers, in alliance with some urban workers, had challenged the banks,
railroads and other economic interests that squeezed farmers through low
prices, high freight rates and continued indebtedness.

The Populists advocated government ownership of railroads and the telephone
and telegraph industries. They also wanted silver coinage. Their power grew
during the 1893 depression, the worst in US history until then, as farm
prices sank to new lows and unemployment was widespread.

In 1894, Jacob S. Coxey, a Populist lumber dealer from Massillon, Ohio, led a
mass march of unemployed workers to Washington to demand a federal works
program. That same year, President Grover Cleveland called in federal troops
to put down the nationwide Pullman strike -- at that time, the largest strike
in American history. As the Populists saw things, the monopolies were growing
richer, the workers and farmers, ever poorer.

In the 1894 congressional elections, the Populist party got almost 40% of the
vote, It looked forward to winning the presidency, and the silver standard,
in 1896.

But in that elections, which revolved around the issue of gold vs. silver,
Populist Democrat William Jennings Bryan, a congressman, from Nebraska, and a
gifted orator, ran again in 1900, but the Populist strength was gone.

Baum viewed these events from both rural South Dakota, where he edited a
local weekly, and urban Chicago, where he wrote Oz. He mourned the
destruction of the fragile alliance between the Midwestern farmers (The
Scarecrow) and the urban industrial workers (the Tin Woodsman), along with
Bryan (the Cowardly Lion with a roar but little else), they had been taken
down the yellow brick road (the gold standard) that led nowhere. Each
journeyed to Emerald City seeking favors from the Wizard of Oz (the
president), Dorothy, the symbol of Everyman, went along with them, innocent
enough to see the truth before the others.

Along the way they meet the Wicked Witch of the East who, Baum tells us, had
kept the little Mnchkin people “in bondage fro many years, making them slave
for her night and day.” She also had put a spell on the Tin Woodsman, once an
independent and hardworking man, so that each time he swung his axe, it
chopped off a different part of his body. Lacking another trade, he “worked
harder than ever,” becoming like a machine, incapable of love, yearning for a
heart. Another witch, the Wicked Witch of the West, clearly symbolizes the
large industrial corporations.

Like Coxey’s Populist army en route to Washington, the small group heads
toward Emerald City where the Wizard rules from behind a paper-mache facade.
Oz, of course, is the abbreviation for ounce, the standard measure for gold.

Like all good politicians, the Wizard can be all things to all people.
Dorothy sees him as an enormous head. The Scarecrow sees a gossamer fairy.
The Woodsman sees an awful beast, the Cowardly Lion, a ball of fire, so
fierce and glowing he could scarcely bear to gaze upon it”

Later, however, when they confront the Wizard directly, they see he is
nothing more than “a little man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face.”

“I have been making believe,” the Wizard confesses, “I’m just a common
man.” but the Scarecrow adds, “You’re more than that... you’re a humbug.”

“It was a great mistake my ever letting you into the Throne Room,” admits
the Wizard, a former ventriloquist and circus balloonist from Omaha.

This was Baum’s ultimate Populist message. The powers that be survive by
deception. Only people’s ignorance allows the powerful to manipulate and
control them.

Dorothy returns to Kansas with the magical help of her Silver Shoes (the
silver issue), but when she gets to Kansas she realizes her shoes “had fallen
off in her flight through the air, and were lost forever in the desert.”
Still, she is safe at home with Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, simple farmers.

Baum realized perhaps that the silver issue had been lost, but that silver
was not the crucial issue anyway. The Populists had been led astray -- the
real question was that of power. With the Wizard of Oz dethroned, the
Scarecrow (farmers) rules Emerald City, the Tin Woodsman (industrial workers)
rules in the East and the Lion (Bryan) protects smaller beasts in “a small
old forest.” In Baum’s vision farm interests gain political power, industry
moves West, and Bryan, perhaps, returns to Congress.

Baud’s characters resonated with American popular culture at the turn of the
century. He even displayed an early sympathy for American Indians of the
plains, symbolized in the story by the Winged Monkeys in the West, whose
leader tells Dorothy, “Once... we were a free people, living happily in the
great forest... This was many years ago, long before Oz came out of the
clouds to rule over the land.”

Dreier is a professor of politics of Occidental College in Los Angeles

Those Who Don't Study History

Are Doomed to Repeat It. A President who by his own admission does not read will not study history. This is excerpted from an essay at exampleessays.com that turned up when I Googled "American Populist".

American Populist Movement And Progressive Era

Throughout history civilizations have been faced with tumultuous times and revolutionary transitions that call for the revamping of long standing tradition and policy. Change is not always attained with a smooth transition; often it takes the work and sacrifice of many to achieve progress. Within America’s brief but complex history, reform has been a recurring theme that surfaces during times of economic adversity and political dissatisfaction. The latter part of the 19th century carrying into the first quarter of the 20th century saw the emergence of the Populist movement and Progressive Era; these movements were a response to the changing climate in American society due to rapid industrialization, an ethnically diverse personality of a young nation, and birth of American imperialism. Disgruntled American farmers that wished to advance their economic position thwarted the Populist movement. Progressives pushed to improve urban labor conditions, dismantle trusts and monopolies, conserve of environment, and to install an active government. This era signaled the birth of the modern age, and the outcomes of these movements still linger within U.S policy today. To fully grasp the cause of the Populist and Progressive movemen

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Who Is Elite?

In college football the pundits are saying that the SEC is not the "elite" conference that it used to be. Then again the Pac-10, Big 10 and Big XII North are having difficulty filling out bowl spots, and the Big East should be stripped of its automatic BCS bowl berth if it sends 6-5 Syracuse. The ACC is pretty good, but the leaders, Miami, Florida State and Va Tech, have all lost to sub .500 teams.

Is it possible that college football has attained NFL style parity?

I was at the Cal vs. USC game and aside from Cal's kicking game it was one of the best played and coached football games I've seen in the 12 years I've been attending such things. I saw highlights of Texas vs. Oklahoma and those are two really good teams. Auburn looks legit, but so did Tennessee and Georgia at one point.

Should we move the non-conference games to the middle of the schedule and arrange them so that the better teams in conferences play each other?

After week 4 of the season schedule weeks 7-9 against the elite of other conferences. Texas and Cal would get to settle who deserves to have one loss. Auburn could play USC to see if the Tigers really have improved this year, and West Virginia could have been sacrificed to Oklahoma and the Big East wouldn't take up Texas' or Utah's spot in the BCS, or better yet playoffs.

December isn't that important academically, it's half winter break at most schools. March is much more important academically and basketball manages to find the time to host a six round tournament. All I'm asking for is three rounds. Keep the Holiday Bowls, Insight Bowls, and Silicon Valley Classics alive. They will become like the NIT is to the NCAA tournament. It's good sport and a postseason berth in the many years that your team isn't good enough to compete for a national championship.

Even a sudden death round would be better than the current system. If more than one BCS bowl winner has the same record (e.g. 12-0, 11-1), then send them to a neutral site to settle the score. If there's three, then the one with the highest BCS ranking gets a first round bye. It wouldn't happen every year, which would make it like the World Cup, but Americans would actually care about it.

You could select the neutral site each year at mid-season based upon the place least likely to send a team to the BCS series. Las Vegas comes to mind, as does the Pacific Northwest, or anywhere in Big XII North territory.

I oughta run college football.

Election Nostalgia

The 2004 ballots are still being counted, at least in Washington State, and already I'm nostalgic for the campaign season. There was so much hope, optimism, character assasination and mudslinging.

I didn't get a chance to print up T-shirts or bumperstickers that read "Fascists for Bush". Then again I don't know if I should be laughing since I live in a state that has an Austrian governor. It leads one to wonder if starring in commercially successful, but critically disdained movies would qualify one as a frustrated artist.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Football & Naked Women

They are the birthright of every man and the only reason to continue from week to week. If people can't handle the sight of a naked person, then they need to move somewhere far away and stop watching television. The rest of us here are human and normal.

Normal is not an abject fear of sex and nakedness. Normal is the ability to be at ease with naked people and open about the fact that you like to fornicate, desire sex to recreate, and need sex to procreate. Dolphins and primates are the only ones that have recreational sex, and we also have the biggest brains.

Maybe the people that get upset about naked breasts and women in towels are a little lower on the evolutionary ladder.

Maybe It Really Is the Cheese



A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich a Florida woman says bears the image of the Virgin Mary was back on eBay after the Internet auction house initially canceled bids that went up to 22,000 dollars(EBAY-OFF)

If this is what the Red States are willing to pony up for religious cheese artifacts California and Wisconsin can bleed them dry.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

The Urban Archipelago

I say we elect the editors of The Stranger to office in 2006. Much of what they say is not Democratic, Progressive or Liberal as much as it is Anti-Federalist.

One thing the article does not mention is that the right wing is not conservative in any conventional sense of the word. Making "Conservative" an epithet is a good idea, but conservative implies that things would remain the same or go back to an earlier state. What the right wants now is outrageous and unprecedented. They are combining church and state, staging pre-emptive invasions, and trying to spend our tax dollars on "faith based initiatives".

The Federalists wanted a strong central government for, as Alexander Hamilton wrote, "The additional security which its adoption will afford to the preservation of that species of government, to liberty, and to property." The Federalists feared backwoods hicks and their dirty politics as much as we do and thought there was no way they could ever take over the Federal government, so the centralized power should be at the Federal level. Somewhere Alexander Hamilton is as pissed off as he's been since he last saw Aaron Burr.

The right wing wants to tear down Constitutional protections. They are dangerous, selfish radicals who need to be stopped. Stripping the Federal government of many of its overarching powers is essential in order to achieve the agenda presented in the article.

Local police can be ordered not to pursue casual drug users, but right now the Feds can send in the DEA clowns. Much of the spending of Federal HIGHWAY funds is dictated by the Federal government. The one funded by Halliburton, GM, and the pensions of former Enron employees.

The Federal government should not be able to threaten to cut highway subsidies if states won't toe the line and pass silly laws, like requiring that you be 21 to drink. It should be the states that produce revenue, and get little of it back like New York (the last state to raise the legal drinking age from 18 to 21), that dictate policy and tell the Fed that they will be short a whole lot of dollars if they get any urges to dictate local policy.

This can only be accomplished if we reform our tax code. Right now we are suffering taxation without representation. Your tax dollars and mine are buying bombs we don't support to drop them on people that we'd rather see alive. Taxes need to go through the states to the Fed. Let the red states try to pay for a $120 billion war with their farms in the other kind of red, and their abandoned factories. Maybe Singapore and India will pick up the tab with their outsourced jobs, or the companies that saved the money. . .wait they're based in cities.

It will require attacking the 16th ammendment straight on and probably passing another ammendment to remedy the overwhelming taxation power the Fed has been granted. It's tough, but it is also a rallying point and a platform plank. Take the power away from the armchair quarterbacks currently spending tax revenues from New York, California and Chicago to make sure nobody attacks Iowa or Wyoming. They have it coming if you look at the way they're dressed, but that's another issue.