Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Football & Naked Women

They are the birthright of every man and the only reason to continue from week to week. If people can't handle the sight of a naked person, then they need to move somewhere far away and stop watching television. The rest of us here are human and normal.

Normal is not an abject fear of sex and nakedness. Normal is the ability to be at ease with naked people and open about the fact that you like to fornicate, desire sex to recreate, and need sex to procreate. Dolphins and primates are the only ones that have recreational sex, and we also have the biggest brains.

Maybe the people that get upset about naked breasts and women in towels are a little lower on the evolutionary ladder.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you make some good, succinct points on nudity, but you didn't address Football. I happen to be a fan of both, but I'm not sure how justified I am in liking football - I'm looking to you to make me feel better.

-Aaron

November 18, 2004 at 8:49 AM  
Blogger Accidental Guru said...

This post was in response to the outcry over Monday Night Football's introduction skit featuring the Desperate Housewives.

People were more outraged than they were about Janet Jackson's breast, and they need to get over it.

November 18, 2004 at 9:57 AM  

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